{"product_id":"crochet-dumpster-fire-kit","title":"Crochet Dumpster Fire Kit","description":"\u003ch2\u003eReady to Meet Your New Favorite Hobby?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome projects are calm and relaxing… and some are Greg. The Greg the Dumpster Fire Crochet Kit lets you stitch up the most relatable amigurumi ever created. With bright flames and a grumpy little personality, Greg is the perfect crochet project for anyone who’s ever felt like life was just a tiny bit chaotic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eMeet Greg the Dumpster Fire!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreg is… trying his best. Unfortunately, his life is literally and metaphorically on fire. His car broke down, his rent went up, his Wi-Fi stopped working, his laundry shrunk, and someone stole his parking spot. Greg thinks the universe is teaching him “resilience.” We think he’s just in his Dumpster Era. With this kit, you can crochet your own Greg and embrace the chaos with a little humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis beginner-friendly crochet kit walks you through every stitch with our step-by-step video tutorial and downloadable pattern. Using soft chenille yarn, you’ll build Greg’s dumpster shape and fiery personality while learning fun stitch variations along the way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat’s Included?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur crochet amigurumi kits include everything you need to bring Greg to life. The soft chenille yarn is easy to work with and fray-resistant, making every stitch smooth and satisfying. Greg’s hilarious design makes him the perfect desk buddy, conversation starter, or gift for anyone who appreciates a little chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou’ll get:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExclusive Access to a Step by Step Video Tutorial!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePDF Pattern Download\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrochet Hook\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSafety Eyes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStuffing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYarn Needle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStitch Markers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScissors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft Chenille Yarn\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTropical Lagoon Aqua Blue – 59 g\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePebble Path Gray – 17 g\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTangerine Tango Orange – 9 g\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCherry Slush Red – 7 g\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBigger, Softer \u0026amp; More Cuddly!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnlike tiny novelty projects, Greg the Dumpster Fire measures approximately \u003cstrong\u003e7 inches by 7 inches\u003c\/strong\u003e, giving him the perfect squishy size for your desk, shelf, or stress-relief squeeze. His chunky yarn makes him extra plush while still holding his fiery shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCrochet Tools That Last!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis kit isn’t just a one-time project. The included crochet hook is durable and comfortable to hold, while the stitch markers help you keep track of every round without losing your place. These tools are perfect for future amigurumi adventures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIf life feels like a dumpster fire sometimes, at least now you can crochet one that’s adorable.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Okey Dokeys","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54813426057507,"sku":"kit-dumpster fire","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0903\/6572\/2915\/files\/Kit-Dumpster_Fire_1.png?v=1776124246","url":"https:\/\/okeydokeys.com\/products\/crochet-dumpster-fire-kit","provider":"Okey Dokeys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}